Sunday, 25 September 2011

At last Smeagol has got the code for the Blog. To understand this chapter of ¨A HOBBITS TRAIL TO SANTIARGO¨ you will need the following information and a little knowledge of ¨LORD OF THE RINGS¨

Master or Frodo is Mike
Smeagol is Ian
Precious is the Map
Orcs are Other nasty hikers who snore worse than Master and shine tourches in your eyes early in the morning:
She Orcs is a Shiela Called Clair
Troll is a german called Mark with very large underpants and lots of blisters

There are just a few things that Marster forgot to put in the BLOG they are as follows

Master Lost Precious ¨Master lost the Prrecious¨ Smeagol help Master, yes Smeagol find precious for nice Master, but Master still won't let Smeagol look at precious, no Master keep precious hidden from Smeagol.

Master get Precious wet Yes Master get Precious wet. Smeagol helps Master and dry Precious,  Master rewards Smeagol with nice lunch, yes nice Master, but Master forgets to pay, Master tricksus yes Master tricksus.

Snoring  Master snores like a 747, yes Master does (oh no he does'nt), yes Master blames Smeagol all the time, Smeagol not snore Smeagol never snore.

Hotels Master promise hotel for Smeagol, Master books rooms for Smeagol, smeagol put in room with 30 nasty Orcs, snoring Orcs nasty Orcs, nasty Master yes nasty Master, Master tricksus again.

Pic Nic Nice She Orc make pic nic for Master and Smeagol, yes nice she Orc.

Coffee Stop Master must have coffee in morning, yes Master must have coffee, no no not yet Master Smeagol smell coffee for Master 10 more km, Master whines, Smeagol find coffee for nice Master.

Master Lost   Is this the way Smeagol, yes yes Master Smeagól will answer yes we must go this way Master must follow Smeagol, Smeagol look after Master.















3 comments:

  1. Glad the Hobbit code has been cracked. For a while I thought we might have to shift storyline to Shrek, which is not a problem. However, because of the obvious differences in stature Ian would be the big fellah and Mike adopts the role of Donkeh. The good news is that Donkeh gets to sing loads of irritating songs, the bad news is you have to marry a dragon. Come to mention it, looking a little closer at your photos and reading of Ian's response to noisy villagers, are you sure he didn't audition for Shrek.

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  2. Mike please can you keep Smeagol (I think Gimli is appropriate ) away from the magic mushrooms .

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  3. Loving the blog and can now post comments. Glad it is all going well.

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